May 2013
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Chicago, USA
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Lakeland, USA
Alicante, Spain
Castellon, Spain
Valencia, Spain
New Orleans, USA
Stourbridge, England
Oban, Scotland
Boston, USA
Varna, Bulgaria
Utica, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Havering, England
Bacolod, Philippines
Goirle, the Netherlands
Holbaek, Denmark.
Erbil, Iraq
Deal, England
Reading, England
Oxford, England
Newcastle, England
Sneek, The Netherlands
Bath, England
Portland, USA
Molde, Norway
Sycamore, USA
Calgary, Canada
Hong Kong, China (I added both my homes hope that's okay)
Brighton, USA
San Diego, USA
Seattle, USA
Auckland, New Zealand
Sydney, Australia
Tucson, USA
Dallas, USA
Melbourne, Australia
Gold Coast, Australia
Craiova, Romania
Bucharest,Romania
Rm. Valcea, Romania
Ploiesti,Romania
Cebu, Philippines
New Delhi, India
Manila, Philippines
Laguna, Philippines
Prienai, Lithuania
Sacramento (California), USA
Reykjavík, Iceland
Sheffield, England
Philadelphia, PA, United States
Tallahassee, Fl, USA
Jacksonville, Fl, USA
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
callmesugarbear:
castielofasgard:
chilly stumps
3 tags
It finally hit me: She may not come back.
Because she had her heart broken, because she trusted, because she gave, because she felt defeated. And now she may not come back. Because she dared to love one girl. And this girl has made her life a living hell. I wish she could forget her and just chill with me. I wanted to make this hell more bearable. But she may be too scared to come back. I don’t know why I always fall for these...
The worst thing about working in an ice cream shop...
Niggas want you to bee all happy and jolly and shit. But really you feel like screaming “shut the Fuck up” to them bratty kids and eating all the ice cream
What Cramps Feel Like
wonandlostagain:
For all you guys out there.. Imagine being really constipated, but you can’t do anything about it. You can’t just shit your pain away.
I’ve tried -_-
what is [real] love?
kjon3s:
heidi-ch:
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
1 Corinthians ❤
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Convo about ThunderClap with friends
Me: Do you think I should text ThunderClap?
Friends: Did she ever text back after you sent that pic?
Me: :/ noo it's been four weeks...
Friends: Nope
(I went to take a nap. Then guess what!!!!! ThunderClap texted me!)
ThunderClap: Thought about you and that smile today.
(Of course I texted her back...and she didn't reply. But you guys I really like her.)
That girl thinks that she's so fine
That soon she'll have my mind
That girl thinks that she's so smart
That soon she'll have my heart
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Okay so there are 3 girls.
The first is this girl named…Dur. lol She’s cool AF and we talk on the phone until like 6 in the morning. But I don’t like her like that. And I have to figure out a way to tell especially since I do like hanging out with…I just don’t want this to get out of hand.
Then there is this girl named…umm Etta. We had sex. I didn’t mean for it to escalate that far. But back massages tend to do that. She...
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
This communication though
Come on Thorns!!
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Come on Thorns!!!!
activehands:
half time talks of expansion teams in Canada… DEAR GOD ADD ANOTHER USA TEAM IN ATLANTA
Then I can actually attend smh Southern fans have it rough
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
When you're seriously trying to watch something...
sodamnrelatable:
He's A College Graduate!
rashadbenton:
I Graduated From Florida A&M University On May 4th, 2013
Did It in Four Years Exactly.. I’m Finally Done With My Undergraduate Career!
This person right here though! I remember having class with him freshman year and thinking Damn! This dude stylish…and he smells good. Luckily when I finally got to know him better it...
wafflesforstephanie:
bringbacklianharper:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)
I found it. I can sleep now
This is bugging me..its this quote that all like
we spend most of our life saving time and the rest deciding what to do with it…or some crap. GRRRRRR I can’t remember it. I think will smith said it….but I can’t remember that either GRRR
"when sexting be careful of autocorrect because...
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
